“When these things happen I react not as a president, but as a parent.”
(Source: lighttweight, via erynbee)
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
(Source: ianwanda, via bangbang-y0udead)